A Proof that Girls are Evil
First we state that girls require time and money:
Girls = Time x MoneyAnd as we all know, "Time is Money"
Time = MoneyTherefore:
Girls = Money x Money = (Money)²And because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = Square Root of EvilTherefore:
Girls = √(Evil)²Thus, we are forced to conclude that:
Girls = Evil
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