My wife came home the other night and said, "Honey take my blouse off."
I said, "Ok!"
She said, "Honey take my skirt off."
I said, "Ok!"
She said, "Honey take my bra off."
I said, "Ok!"
She said, "Honey take my panties off."
I said, "Ok!"Then she told me never to wear them again!
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