I am the greatest!!! I'm young; I'm handsome; I'm fast. I can't possible be beat. They all must fall in the round I call. I should be a postage stamp: That's the only way I'll ever get licked. The heavyweight champion of the world should be pretty like me. It ain't bragging if you can back it up. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. I shook up the world. Me! Whee!
Muhammad Ali
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