If a big man with huge muscles kicks in your door and screams "Everyone get on the ground!!" you then have 3 options. Stand there frozen, get on the ground, or scream back at him; "Maybe next time when you break into my house, you can knock first! That way, I can put my pants on and wipe my ass!!"
JD Walnut (?)
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