AD&D Spells Not Worth Memorizing
  • Acid Trip
  • Alamir's Fundamental Theorem
  • Anger God
  • Animate Bread
  • Anti-Magic Magic Missle
  • Become Dead (reverse of Resurrect Self)
  • Bigby's Clenched Teeth
  • Bigby's Critically Fumbling Hand
  • Bigby's Insulting Hand (the second finger is rather prominent)
  • Break the Wind
  • Change Elf
  • Charm Dead
  • Clear Audience (usually follows Delayed Blast Flatulence)
  • Create Coat Hanger
  • Cure Light Winds
  • Cure Smoked Ham
  • Deathwish
  • Detect Dead (Yep, he's dead alright...)
  • Detect Detect Spells
  • Detect Lightning Bolts (area: 5')
  • Detect Pervert
  • Detect Self
  • Drawmij's Instant Coffee (components: hot water and cup)
  • Enlightening Bolt
  • Enrage Dragon
  • ESPN
  • Evard's Blue Testicles
  • Explosive Friends
  • Feign Orgasm
  • Foreskin
  • Get Life
  • Globe of Vulnerability
  • Guess Alignment
  • Hair Extension I, II, III
  • Heel
  • Hold Bladder
  • Hold Self
  • Impress Plants
  • Improper Suggestion
  • Invisibility to Dead
  • Irritate Self
  • Kender Summoning I, II, III
  • Knock Knock
  • Legend Bore
  • Leomund's Grass Hut
  • Lightning Blot
  • Locate Right Hand
  • Maggot Missle
  • Magic Gristle
  • Mail of the Banshee
  • Melf's Acid Trip
  • Mildly Surprising Grasp
  • Mistaken Identify
  • Mordenkainen's Aroused Hound (can't get it off of the nearest leg)
  • Mordenkainen's Unfaithful Wife
  • Otto's Irresistible Disco-Duck
  • Part Hair
  • Phantasmal Fork
  • Power Word, NO!
  • Power Word, Puke
  • Protection from Self
  • Psychoanalyze Without Error (Zo, ven dit you shtop lofink your mutter?)
  • Rectum of Retention
  • Remove Hand (yours)
  • Reservation
  • Rest Erection
  • Resurrect Living
  • Sheepskin
  • Shocking Gasp (usually follows Tenser's Shocking Suggestion)
  • Silence of the Lambs, 15' radius
  • Speak With Self
  • Tasha's Controllable Mildly Unpleasant Laughter
  • Tasha's Uncontrollable Bladder
  • Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Flatulence
  • Teleport Without Destination
  • Teleport Without Terror
  • Tenser's Formatted Disk
  • Tenser's Shocking Suggestion (you want to WHAT??!)
  • Transmute Rock to Jazz
  • Unseen Manservant
  • Unseen Pervert
  • Wall of Dog
  • You Wish!
  • ZX-Spectral Force

Originally compiled by Bill Garrett and Nushae Siobhan Fahey (101 Spells Not Worth Memorizing)


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